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第一次约会的男女对话

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Lady: Do you drink?

女:您喝酒吗?

Man: Yes

男:有

Lady: How much a day?

女:每天喝多少?

Man: 3 six packs

男:3个 6罐装

Lady: How much per six pack

女:买一个 6 罐装要花多少钱?

Man: about $10.00

男:大约 $10.-

Lady: And how long have you been drinking?

女:您已经喝多久了?

Man: 15 years

男:有15年了

Lady: So 1 six pack cost $10.00 and youhave 3 six packs a day which puts your spending each month at $900. In oneyear, it would be $10,800 correct?

女:计算一下您每个月要花 $900.- 也等于一年喝掉 $10,800.- 对不对?

Man: Correct

男:正确

Lady: If in 1 year you spend $10,800 notaccounting for inflation, the

past 15 years puts your spending at$162,000 correct?

女:就算不加计通货膨胀您这15年的喝酒开支是 $162,000.- 对不对?

Man: Correct

男:完全同意

Lady: Do you know that if you hadn't drank,that money could have been

put in a step-up interest savings accountand after accounting for

compound interest for the past 15 years,you could have now bought a Ferrari?

女:您知道吗?如果您不喝酒而把这些钱存入银行利上滚利就已经足够您买一辆" 法拉利 "

Man: Do you drink?

男:请问您喝酒吗?

Lady: No

女:不喝

Man: Where's your Ferrari

男:那么您的 " 法拉利 " 在那里?

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2013-11-19

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